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Volume 1, Issue 6
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KERRY SHOWS OFF NEW WINGED EAGLE HAT
Says,
“Makes me feel kind of like an American Thor.”
“Makes me feel kind of like an American Thor.”
MONKEY ATTACK
Leon Pinkel of Iola, WI, was attacked by a roving band of monkeys. Leon survived and
stated, “I thought they were little ugly midgets.” He is currently recovering at his home
and plans on writing a book about the ordeal. He also said, "It was kind of like the
Wizard of Oz except they didn't fly."
stated, “I thought they were little ugly midgets.” He is currently recovering at his home
and plans on writing a book about the ordeal. He also said, "It was kind of like the
Wizard of Oz except they didn't fly."
Wisconsin Protesters Target Special Olympics Ceremony
Madison State Journal:
Protesters in zombie makeup injected themselves into a Special Olympics ceremony in Wisconsin
this week when they walked in front of Gov. Scott Walker and stood between him and the group of
athletes he was paying tribute to in front of the state Capitol. The silent protest immediately
brought to mind the ongoing fight over union rights.
Protesters in zombie makeup injected themselves into a Special Olympics ceremony in Wisconsin
this week when they walked in front of Gov. Scott Walker and stood between him and the group of
athletes he was paying tribute to in front of the state Capitol. The silent protest immediately
brought to mind the ongoing fight over union rights.
ANGRY DOG
Weiner Checks Himself Into Treatment
Embattled Congressman Weiner decided to take a short leave of absence and checked
into a treatment for his Twitter problem. The famous Twitter Anonymous Center would
not comment but did release a transcript of the treatment.
Dr. Flog - Anthony, here is a cell phone.
Weiner - OK
Dr. Flog - Try not to take a picture of your dick.
Weiner - OK
Dr. Flog - Weiner!
Weiner - (Zzzzzip)
Dr. Flog - Stop! Stop! Stop that!
Weiner - (Click click click)
Dr Flog - Give me back the phone. Give it back!
Dr Flog - We will try again tomorrow.
Weiner - HeHeHeHe
Dr Flog - Orderly!
End of session.
into a treatment for his Twitter problem. The famous Twitter Anonymous Center would
not comment but did release a transcript of the treatment.
Dr. Flog - Anthony, here is a cell phone.
Weiner - OK
Dr. Flog - Try not to take a picture of your dick.
Weiner - OK
Dr. Flog - Weiner!
Weiner - (Zzzzzip)
Dr. Flog - Stop! Stop! Stop that!
Weiner - (Click click click)
Dr Flog - Give me back the phone. Give it back!
Dr Flog - We will try again tomorrow.
Weiner - HeHeHeHe
Dr Flog - Orderly!
End of session.
Capitol Police quickly moved in to try and remove the zombies but got confused and ended up
arresting the Special Olympic Relay Team. Chief Herman Bickel said it was an honest mistake.
“They looked weird and were all stumbling around.”
arresting the Special Olympic Relay Team. Chief Herman Bickel said it was an honest mistake.
“They looked weird and were all stumbling around.”
BIN LADEN'S COMPUTERS LOADED WITH PORN
Today, it was reported that an examination of Osama Bin Laden’s computers showed they
were loaded up with porn sites and movies. The self-proclaimed profit was in reality a self-
proclaimed perv.
Leon Sticklet, CIA spokesperson, said it was quite a collection. He was also a Gold Key
member of "Wanda’s House of Pain." It also explained why he was always under a blanket.
were loaded up with porn sites and movies. The self-proclaimed profit was in reality a self-
proclaimed perv.
Leon Sticklet, CIA spokesperson, said it was quite a collection. He was also a Gold Key
member of "Wanda’s House of Pain." It also explained why he was always under a blanket.
Bin Laden Moments Before His Death.
He seems to be a Lefty
He seems to be a Lefty