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Volume 1, Issue 10
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Steve Job’s Body Accidentally Unfrozen!
Spokesperson Ned Pinkle for the Apple Cryonics Lab in Silicon Valley said that the nitrogen
supply system keeping the former Apple founder and CEO frozen was damaged sometime in
the last week.
Pinkle said, “We have traced it to a possible download or syncing problem with our newest
version of I-Fridge software. We are very upset but will soon rectify the problem.” As for
Steve, the company is going to pursue a different avenue… I-CLONE
supply system keeping the former Apple founder and CEO frozen was damaged sometime in
the last week.
Pinkle said, “We have traced it to a possible download or syncing problem with our newest
version of I-Fridge software. We are very upset but will soon rectify the problem.” As for
Steve, the company is going to pursue a different avenue… I-CLONE
Steve Jobs at the I-Fridge Roll Out
President Calls for Drastic Measures
President Obama is now calling for a significant reduction of waste and duplication of agency
functions within the federal government, Spokesperson Marv Finkey said…
“Today we pull out the big guns.”
functions within the federal government, Spokesperson Marv Finkey said…
“Today we pull out the big guns.”
THE BOBs
Michele Bachmann Injured
Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann was injured in a freak accident while campaigning in
the small hamlet of Tinkponia, Iowa.
Spokesperson, Hubert Binkey, said…
“We believe that the Congresswoman’s hair may be the cause of this injury. She tilted her head
and simply fell over. We will be consulting with top hairspray experts in the country to make sure
that in the future she is fair and balanced.”
the small hamlet of Tinkponia, Iowa.
Spokesperson, Hubert Binkey, said…
“We believe that the Congresswoman’s hair may be the cause of this injury. She tilted her head
and simply fell over. We will be consulting with top hairspray experts in the country to make sure
that in the future she is fair and balanced.”
Bachmann Falls
OUTRAGE IN WISCONSIN!!!
Wisconsinites are taking to the streets in protest if the newest “Green Law” scheduled to take effect
January 1st 2012…
Wisconsinites are taking to the streets in protest if the newest “Green Law” scheduled to take effect
January 1st 2012…
SKY
As of the first of the year all homes and businesses will be mandated to replace all toilets
with the low-flush models. The new law is the result of lobbing efforts by Sky Flowers of
the “Water for the Children Foundation” headquartered in Madison, WI. Sky said…
“Children all over the Southwest are at risk of dehydration due to overuse of the resource
and drought.”
with the low-flush models. The new law is the result of lobbing efforts by Sky Flowers of
the “Water for the Children Foundation” headquartered in Madison, WI. Sky said…
“Children all over the Southwest are at risk of dehydration due to overuse of the resource
and drought.”
Milly Felker of Oshkosh, WI, leader of the newly formed opposition group
“Hey Bitch We Live in Wisconsin”
said...
“Hey Bitch We Live in Wisconsin”
said...
“Stupid Hippy, we have water out the ass and eat brats and cheese.
Screw the Southwest. They can drink milk.”
Screw the Southwest. They can drink milk.”
